Cosmic Interuptions, Blood In The Gears, Wet JuJu (Signed & Numbered Limited Set) by Joe R. Lansdale

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Cosmic Interruptions, Blood In The Gears & Wet JuJu

Signed & Numbered Limited Edition 3 Book Set

Each book is Hand Signed by Joe R. Lansdale with matching number


Cosmic Interruptions is a collection of speculative fiction by Joe R. Lansdale. The stories here have been grouped as part of a four part set, this first volume loosely falling into the speculative fiction, science fiction, and off-beat fantasy realm. The stories range from alternate universes to dark futures to the warping of time and space, and a variety of unclassifiable items. There is action, humor, whimsy, and a large dollop of what was once called A Sense of Wonder. Future volumes will gather tales of crime and mystery fiction, horror and East Texas Gothic, and historical and western stories. This is a unique chance to gather not only Lansdale’s popular stories, but some that are lesser known and should be known more broadly.

Table of Contents:

Introduction by Joe R. Lansdale
Bill the Little Steam Shovel
In the Cold Dark Time
Duck-Footed
Tight Little Stitches in a Dead Man's Back
Trapped in the Saturday Matinee
Letter From the South, Two Moons West of Nacogdoches
Starlight, Eye Bright
Down by the Sea Near the Great Big Rock
Trains Not Taken
Fish Night
Bar Talk
On the Far Side of the Cadillac Desert with Dead Folks
Personality Problems
Morning, Noon and Night
Godzilla's Twelve-Step Program
The Fat Man
The Gruesome Affair of the Electric Blue Lightning
The Dump
After the War
Hell Through a Windshield
The Tall Grass
Big Man: A Fable
The Shaggy House
King of the Cheap Romance
Rex
The Steam Man of the Prairie and the Dark Rider Get Down: A Dime Novel
Goodies
Way Down There

Blood in the Gears is the second in a four volume set of stories by Joe R. Lansdale. Each, as best is possible, covers a certain branch of his career. While none of the volumes neatly fit into a box, this volume attempts to point to those stories of his that contain the elements of crime, mystery and suspense. Some of them are creepy, some bloody, some strange, all powerful and unique. Well know stories and lesser known tales rub shoulder to shoulder here, and when they do, the friction causes blood to drip into the story gears. These are the results of the raw and contradictory elements of flesh, and blood, and bones that make up the human machinery.

Table of Contents:

Introduction by Joe R. Lansdale
Drive-In Date
The Phone Woman
Dirt Devils
The Steel Valentine
Naked Angel
Billie Sue
The Job
Master of Misery
The Ears
Everybody Plays the Fool
Bestsellers Guaranteed
Rainy Weather
Booty and the Beast
I Tell You It’s Love
Shooting Pool
Private Eye
Hot in December
The Devil’s Pants
The Shadows, Kith and Kin
Old Charlie
The Drunken Moon
The Old Man in the Motorized Chair
The Events Concerning a Nude Fold-Out Found in a Harlequin Romance
Six-Finger Jack
Walks
Incident On and Off a Mountain Road
Santa at the Café

Wet JuJu: A ravenous cowboy hat-wearing mummy invades a rest home where possibly Elvis and John Kennedy reside, and it’s up to them to protect their home and stop its stealing of souls. A top hat wearing, razor-carrying demon from another dimension is found in an old house. An iconic bear with a taste for sex and mayhem meets an unsuspecting traveler on an airplane. A sentient set of false teeth with an insatiable appetite goes on a rampage. A Halloween monster that folds and fits in the trunk of a very strange car driven by nuns, pursues a carload of smart-ass teenagers. A gunslinger meets a peculiar set of ghosts and werewolves in an abandoned town. A black detective hunts for a lost recording tied to a deal with the devil, blues music, and a Lovecraftian creature with soul-claiming designs. A survivor of a zombie apocalypse hangs Christmas decorations. The ghost of an alien space traveler resides deep underground and can only be stopped by Dana Roberts, an expert at dealing with the supernormal.These are just a few of the stories in WET JUJU. Horror and weird tales, oddities that cling to the brain, lurk within the pages of this enormous volume of Lansdale goodness. Everything you need for happy nightmares.

Table of Contents:

Introduction by Joe R. Lansdale
Mr. Bear
By the Hair of the Head
My Dead Dog, Bobby
The Folding Man
The Hunt: Before, and After the Aftermath
Family
Once Upon A Time
God of the Razor
What Happened To Me
The Bleeding Shadow
Death Before Bed
A Visit with Friends
Christmas with the Dead
The White Rabbit
Dread Island
Dog
Dead Sister
The Gentleman's Hotel
In the Mad Mountains
The Redheaded Dead
A Hard-On For Horror: Low Budget Excitement
The Case of the Angry Traveler
Boots
Regular Sex and Admiration
An Arrow in the Air
Dog, Cat, and Baby
Levitation
Bubba Ho-Tep
Hanging
Apocalypse
Love Doll: A Fable
December
King of Shadows
The Bones that Walk
Hole
The Junkyard
Chompers
Huitzilopochtli
Torn Away


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